Let's say I break into your house

Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've Made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and
Swept The floors; I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm Hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters, not only must you let me stay, you Must add me to your family's insurance plan, educate my kids, and Provide other benefits to me and to my family
(my husband will do Your Yard work because he too is hard-working and honest, except for that
Breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my Friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my Right to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a
Nicer House than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm Hard-working and honest, um, except for well, you know.

And what a deal it is for me!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is Nothing you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, Prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker. Oh yeah, and I want you to Learn my language so you can communicate with me.